Joyce, Intense Woman

Whenever another creature you control
dies, investigate.
Whenever you sacrifice a token,
surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your
library. You may put that card into your
graveyard.)
"So, if you don't mind, put that thing away,
stop behaving like a jackass, and
ask him what he's doing that's making
my magnets fall off my damn fridge!"