Joyously Dillying Vance

Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under another player's control, create two yellow Government Cheese artifact tokens with "{2},{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: You discard a card and gain 3 life.".
Gosh golly gee! Is that a bee-youtifull sofa I spy, all alone and quite forlorn? Awooooooga! It sure is a downright shame that no one has gone and given that pretty little love seat a love tap! Bazooinga! Why don't
I go over and make a fine whoopee, and perhaps even nookie. Hommina hommina hommin