Junia, Celestial Commander

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, each
opponent takes 1 damage, if you paw {w} you
also gain 2 life
Whenever you case a creature card, you may pay
{u}{r} and create a 1/1 phantasm creature token
with "When this creature blocks, it gains +1/+2
until end of turn"
"You've broken my rules in a way that shows
neither comedy nor skill. Remove yourself from my
Academy. Now."