Juno, Whirlwind of Chaos

Unpredictable Fury: Whenever Juno, Whirlwind of Chaos attacks, roll a six-sided die.
• 1-2: Juno gains +2/+0 and trample until end of turn.
• 3-4: Juno deals 2 damage to each creature.
• 5-6: Each player discards a card at random.

Chaos Unleashed: At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If heads, draw a card. If tails, sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or creature.

“She’s the spark, the storm, and the reason no one leaves anything on the floor.”