Justina, Random Princess

+5: Discord - All Creatures on the Battlefield become confused with laughter and get a -2/-2.
-2: Yodel - Tapped target creature(s) become deafened by cacophony and no longer attack until end of turn
-8: Smother - All Opponents tapped target creatures or planeswalkers become overwhelmed by awesome love and lose all toughness. period.