Jweinina, Sore Loser

Deathtouch, trample, undergrowth
All creatures are now Jweins
{t}{4} #MeJwein: you violate target creature, it
gets stockholm syndrome and comes under your control
{t} No Impulse Controle: you get -10/-10 and can distribute 10 damage amongst any creatures.
But only if you proclaim to be Jwein