Kait, Candid Toker

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield
under your control, create a 1/1 weed creature token
with, "{1}{t} sacrifice this creature: Target creature
you control gets +2/+0 and haste until end of turn."
Whenever a plant creature you control enters
the battlefield you gain 1 life.
Whenever a plant creature you control dies, you
draw a card and lose a life.
"I'm not going to interrogate you to try to get you to
be an adult." — Kait