Kamala, Cackling Coconut

Skulk, shroud, cumulative upkeep {2}
This card may be cast from anywhere for its mana value.

{u/b}, sacrifice a food or treasure: create a 1/1 rogue token with deathtouch.

{b/g}: Creature you control fights a creature you don't. If it wins, create a food token, otherwise create a treasure token.

You can't win the game, if this creature dies, you lose the game.
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