Kaminari the Stun Gun

{2}{r}: Kaminari Deals 2 damage to each other creature. He cannot attack, block, or activate his abilities until the beginning of the end step
during your next turn.
If you control a creature named Momo you
may pay {2}. If you do, creatures you control gain protection from Kaminari until end of turn.
You know we basically just met you, so it's kinda
telling that we all know you're personality is flaming
crap mixed with garbage.
-Denki Kaminari