Kanye West

{u}{u}{t} Become religious, all monk cards gain indestructible
Your Toughness is equal to the number of religious passages you read today
{10}{w/u}{w/u}{w/u}{w/u} Release DONDA, win the game
Poopy-di scoop, Scoop-diddy-whoop, Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop, Poop-di-scoopty, Scoopty-whoop, Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop, Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop, Poop, poop, Scoop-diddy-whoop, Whoop-diddy-scoop, Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop