Kari Zev, Renegade Smuggler

Non-creature artifacts you control become
vehicles in addition to their other types and gain
crew 1 and flying. (Tap any number of creatures
you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle
becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks,
draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
"Listen, you hide the goods in here and you fly under
the radar. A monkey could pull it off. A monkey
HAS pulled it off!"