Kasuo, Jerk Professor

When Kasuo, Jerk Professor enters the battlefield
scry 1.
{u},{t}, Discard a card: Choose a kind of counter at random that Kasuo, Jerk Professor doens't have
on it from among hexproof, haste, and +1/+1.
Put a counter of that kind on Kasuo, Jerk
Professor.
"Morning, class. If somebody don't finish the research
on time, I'll give you all an F"