Kato Metztli

During your upkeep, roll a d4. Kato gains the
following effect until the beginning of your
next upkeep based on the result:
1 - Kato gains Hexproof
2 - Kato gains Double Strike
3 - Kato gains Vigilance
4 - Kato Deathtouch
Yeah, but have you survived pissing off Baphomet?