Kaya

Indestructible, Kinship
•When Kaya enters the battlefield, she deals
one million kisses to her opponent's face.
•Whenever two other players are cuddling,
Kaya deals 2 life by laying in the middle.
•Kaya deals as many ball fetches as the opponent
is willing to throw and you gain that much life.
"Who's a pretty girl? Kaya!" — Everyone