Keerstee, Marine Mammal

Cuck Queen - Whenever Keerstee, Marine
Mammal takes damage from a black source, gain
+1/+1. If Tomas, Cuckmaster Supreme is on the battlefield, gain +2/+2 instead
Enormity - Keerstee, Marine Mammal cannot
gain flying
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Keerstee: Arglagrlgalrgl
Tomas: HeY sWeEtY, Wh-
Some black guy: SHE'S BUSY