Kentucky Fried Porg

Bestow {2}{r/w}{r/w} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.)
Kentucky Fried Porg has Haste, Triple Strike, lifelink, indestructable, and kentucky fried goodness(is all other abilities you can think of because Kentucky Fried Porg is soooo finger lickin' good.)
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Tasty