Keyboard Chariot

When Keyboard Chariot enters the battlefield,
it gains haste and trample until end of turn.
Scry 3, then draw a card.
Rage Spam {r}{r}{r}{t}: Choose a target creature.
Tap that creature. All damage in the game from
any source will now be redirected to that creature
until it dies. When it dies, exile it and Keyboard Chariot.
I'm reporting this idiot. Screw this."