Kibble

HUNGRY!(Cats and Kitties you control
get +2/+2 and cannot have or be given flying because
they're too FAT)
Gimmie more, GIMMIE MORE(At the beginning
of upkeep you must feed your cat a sausage, then if
this artifact is in your graveyard all kitties go rabid
and destroy all players)
"Just one bowl? No way Hooman"