Killer Clowns from Outerspace

Haste

{1}{t}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

"They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!"