Kilton, Monstrous Vendor

Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your
control, create a colorless Equipment artifact
token named Weapon with "Equipped creature
has '{1},{t}, Sacrifice Weapon: This creature deals
2 damage to any target' and equip {1}.
Partner
"I travel all around Hyrule in search of rare and
exciting monster parts. I'm not sure which village I
should visit next."