King Adamus, Monarch

{g}{t}: Target Michael becomes a Retard Jester
and gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, give
King Adamus, Monarch a +1/+1 counter."
{w}{w}{t}: Target Ryan becomes a Knight and gains
+2/+2 and lifelink.
{2}{u}{u}{t}: Target Garrett becomes an Admiral
with islandwalk and gains: "When this creature
deals combat damage to a player, gain control
control of 1 target land they control.
{4}{r}{r}{r}{t}: Choose a creature type;
destroy all creatures of that type.