King Dedede, Bringer of Joy

When this card enters the battlefield, this card's controller skips all future turns and all turns
skipped are instead taken personally by King
Dedede, Bringer of Joy.
His power and toughness are each equal to the
number of times King Dedede, Bringer of Joy has
been played in any game.

"Dedede just does what he wants" -Chandler