King Joffrey

At the beginning of each opponents upkeep, that
player discards a card and loses 2 life. If they can't discard, they lose 4 life instead.
Sadist—Anytime a player loses life, place a +1/+1
counter on King Joffrey and draw a card.
"She married Renly Baratheon because she was told
to. That's what intelligent women do, what they're
told."
—Joffrey Baratheon