King of an Undead Time

Deathtouch, Bloodlust(This creature must attack every turn if able), Undeath(If this creature is to be put into a graveyard from anywhere it gains haste and is put onto the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter, if this creature is to be put into exile from anywhere it gains haste and is put onto the battlefield with a -2/-2 counter.)
"YOUR DEATH WILL MARK THE BEGINNING OF MY NEW RULE!!!" King of an Undead Time