King Schrödi the pacifist

Love is what he desire, but only human one.

On your lap: When Schrödinger comes into play, attach Schrödinger to a creature.
• When attached to a non-human creature, it can't attack, block, or use mana or tab abilities.
• When attached to a human creature, the attached creautre gets 2+/5+.
{1}: Choose a new target for Schrödinger.