King Turret, wrath of 9

When King Turret enters the battlefield, create
two 3/3 red and green turret creature tokens
with haste and first strike. When a turret you
control enters your graveyard, put it on the top
of your library instead. If you were to lose the
game, instead sacrafice two turrets and you take
no damage, instead, you have 1 health.
I am only for those of us who are... still alive, still
alive...
-King turret