KING, UNKNOWING TITAN

+5: YOU (BOTH) BECOME THE MONARCH.
+5: EACH OPPONENT MUST SAY A BREAD PUN WITHIN 30 SECONDS OR SIT ON THE FLOOR FOREVER. (JK 10 MIN)
+5: PUT A CROWN COUNTER ON TARGET CREATURE. IT GAINS INDESTRUCTIBLE, HASTE, AND DOUBLESTRIKE.