King Von

When King Von enters the battlefield, put a flying counter on any creature you control if a creature
card in your graveyard has flying. Repeat this process for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.
Then put a +1/+1 counter on King Von for each counter put on a creature this way.
"Now I'm like, Shit, I hopped out so quick, then I raised my blick. And I don't miss, I let off trvo shots, I hit him in his shit"