Kiron, Drunken Avenger

Double Strike, Hexproof
Heroic— Whenever you cast a spell that targets Kiron, Drunken Avenger it gains indestructable until end of turn.
Whenever Kiron, Drunken Avenger blocks
or becomes blocked, the opposing creature becomes tapped and does not untap during their controller's next untap step.
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