Kizuna Ai's Distress

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card
{r}{t}: Taget nonvirtual creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn
{b}{r}: destroy this enchantment, a Creature you control gains Trample and Deathtouch as long as it has Cute, Loli or Virtual in its creature type.
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