Klarg, the Bugbear

Trample, Haste
Any player may discard or sacrifice a nonland card to tap Klarg and put a +1/+1 counter on it.
"He is humanoid. He is furry. Uhh, he's about six and a half feet tall, he is muscle-bound... Uhh, he looks, he looks pretty bad-ass."
"I cast charm person"