KMS Blücher

{t}: If you were dealt damage this turn, KMS
Blücher deals that much damage to that
source if it's a creature. Otherwise, to that
source’s controller.

“Heheh I love you so, so, soooo much! When can
we go on a date again? Next month? Next week?
Tomorrow? I can't wait that long, so let's go on
one in five minutes!~”