Knob Goblin Accountant

This knob goblin has been a dedicated employee of the Knob Goblin Treasury for years. He's dutifully toiled away counting beans, then counting stacks of meat after beans got to be useless, and he's watched as all the bean counters descended into madness and irrelevancy. He can't help but notice that dense meat stacks are catching on as currency, and he's never been trained to
handle dense meat stacks