Kodak Lightskin

Deathtouch, indestructible.
When Kodak Lightskin enters the battlefield roll a d12:
1| Gain 3 life
2-11| Add X +1/+1 counters to Kodak Lightskin, where X is equal to outcome
12| Destroy every nonland permanent on the battlefield
{4}{b},{t}: Roll 2 d6, Deal damage equal to the sum to both Kodak Lightskin and target creature's toughness.
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