Kookay of the Fey

Throw—{2}, Sacrifice an artifact: Kookay deals damage equal to the sacrificed artifact’s mana value plus 1 to any target.

Whenever an Ape or Monkey enters the battlefield under your control, create a Barrel artifact token. (Barrel— Apes and Monkeys you control have +1/+1

The first time each turn an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token.

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