Kramer Yol'kiin

Haste, Menace
Whenever Kramer deals combat damage to a
player, he deals damage equal to his power to
each creature that player controls.
{3}{r}: Destroy target artifact. Kramer Yol'Kiin
gets +X/+0 until the end of turn, where X is
that artifact's converted mana cost.
"Have I told ya the one about my cousin and
that fish?"