Kringle, Jolly Guardian

+2: Scry 2, then each player may draw a card. Each player who doesn't puts a land card onto the battlefield tapped.
-3: Until your next turn, prevent all combat damage that will be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control.
-9: You get an emblem with "creatures you control get +2/+2" and "creatures your opponents control get -2/-2."