Kurbathia, The All Star

Lifelink, Vigilance

When Kurbathia, The All Star enters the battlefield or attacks, create a Bef Stew token and gain life equal to the number of tokens on the battlefield

{g/w}{g/w},{t}: Sacrifice a Bef Stew token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. You gain 1 life.

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