Kuwabara, Spirit Warrior

Haste, First Strike, Lifelink
Kuwabara, Spirit Warrior cannot target female
creatures, planeswalkers, or players.
If Kuwabara, Spirit Warrior is being played in a
game with more then 2 players: Kuwabara,
Spirit Warrior must be placed on the floor.
"Allow me to reacquaint you with THE GROUND!"
~Elder Toguro