Kyle, Breaker of Drywall

Kyle cannot be a creature unless your devotion to white and red is five or more.
Chef - At the start of your upkeep, create a token with "Sacrifice this token to gain 2 life. Scry 1."
Monstrosity- If this card is a creature, all creatures you control have haste, trample, and "When this attacks, destroy all creatures that mention Wall on the card."
{1}{r}: Deal 2 damage to any target.
{1}{w},{t}: Prevent the next three damage dea