Kyle, Bringer of Party Snacks

Lifelink, Reach, Vigilance
{w}{b}{g}, Exile Kyle from your Graveyard:
Distribute six +1/+1 counters, one Lifelink
counter, one Reach counter, and one Vigilance
counter on any number of creatures you control.
Activate only as a sorcery.
"Don't just stare at it, eat it!"