Kyle, High Jew Elf King

Haste

Rally — When you attack with 4 or more creatures, reveal the top card of your library. If the revealed card is a creature, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking target opponent. If the revealed card is a non-creature, put it into your hand..

"High Jew Elf Kyle: "Our king won't let you pass!" Call Girl: "You don't understand. This is way more than just a game."
Warrior Clyde: "Aw man, this is why we didn't let girls play in the first place."