Kyrios, Destiny's Loaf

Indestructible, Double Strike
Unyielding Growth - Whenever a creature an
opponent controls deals damage to Kyrios, put a
growth counter on Kyrios.
Kyrios gets +2/+2 for each growth counter on it.
Pussy Endurance - Whenever Kyrios is dealt
damage, you may have it deal that much damage
to another target creature or player.
"They say sticks and stones may break Kyrios' bones,
but words will never hurt him. Mainly because he's
too busy getting huge to care."