L. L. Kill Shark

Exile up to 2 sharks and destroy a third.
If this card survives the next 3 turns, return this to your hand. It now has: Exile up to 3 {u} permanents.
Every 3 subsequent turns, return this to your hand. It retains its new text.

Ooh, I'm done! Brothers never make it out of situations like this! Not ever!