LA Knight

As long as a person outside of the game is
spectating this game, LA Knight has vigilance,
menace, and spectacle {5}{w}{w} (You may cast this
spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost
if an opponent lost life this turn.)
When LA Knight enters the battlefield, reveal
the top card of your library and give it to target opponent. If they read it, they know exactly
where they can stick it! YEAH! (Their hand.)