La Vale

Deathtouch.
Pay 2 lives: La Vale fights with target
L'ambi creature in play.
If there is no L'ambi creature in play, search
your opponet's Library for a L'ambi creature and
put it into the battlefield, then, La Vale
fights with it. Shuffle your opponent's Library.
When la Vale leaves the game, return target
L'ambi creature to the battlefield.
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"Me recuerdas que la vida es solo un juego..."