Lapis Lazuli, Selfless Warden

Flying, menace

Distant shore {2}{w}{u} Attach Lapis Lazuli, Selfless Warden as an aura to target opponent.

Whenever enchanted player gains or loses life, so does Lapis' owner. Whenever enchanted player draws a card or discards a card, so does Lapis' owner.

"Let's stay on this miserable planet together."