Larry

Vigilance, Haste, Double Strike, Hexproof

{b}{b}{b}{b}{t}; Jork On: Exile all creatures on
the battlefield, ignore hexproof, ward, or any abilities that would prevent this unless The Creature or James is on the battlefield, you gain life equal to the number of creatures exiled.

{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{t}; Deal 100 damage to target creature or player that is not James or The Creature