Latch, Sportsman for Hire

Whenever non-combat damage would be dealt to
you or a permanent(s) you control, you can exert
this creature (To exert a creature, tap it; it doesn't
untap during your next upkeep), if you do, put a
number of FUNKY counters on this creature
equal to the amount of damage that would be
dealt. Negate that damage
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all
FUNKY counters form Latch, deal damage to any target equal to the number of counters removed
this way