L.A.T.S.

When L.A.T.S. enters the battlefield find out how
many of the players looked at the stars on that
fateful day and how many played Russian Roulette
with nerf guns. If there are more who looked at
the stars then create an {x}/{x} with flying where
{x} is the biggest word you can seamlessly work
into a sentence. If there are more who played
Russian Roulette then pick an opponent at
random and they must make a D20 saving
throw of 15 and if they fail three times in a row,
they lose the game.